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I wanna hold your hand…

The laws of nature require moms to embarrass their sons

Ah yes, I remember middle school well. I remember the stress. I remember the struggle. But today I remembered something I had burried away in the recesses of my mind. I remembered being embarrassed by my father.

It’s a funny memory actually. My father was my best friend, my compadre, my confidant. Until about an hour ago, I would’ve sworn I idolized him every moment of my childhood. And now that he’s gone, he’s even stepped up to saintly status in my recollections. But there was this one thing he did that made me recoil with embarrassment. He tried to hold my hand in front of people. It was awful.

I remembered this today because when I went to pick up my boys after school, I was haltingly rebuffed by my soon to be 11-year-old son as I innocently reached for his hand on the way to the car. At first I told myself it was one of those inadvertent brush offs. You know, like he was swinging his arms and didn’t realize I was actually reaching for his hand. So I reached out more deliberately the 2nd time. That’s when I knew the truth. He wanted nothing to do with me. It was awful.

I then did something I thought I’d never do. I reached my hand towards his, grabbed it and held on as tightly as I could. He shuddered. He squirmed. He desperately tried to slither out of my grasp. But I held on for dear life, like a Titanic victim clutching a life raft.

“What?” I asked innocently. “Something wrong? You seem…agitated.” I offered a broad, cheerful smile along with my observation.

“Mom.” he finally wrenched his paw out of my clutches. He smiled back, cognizant of my unwillingness to peacefully put up with his growing independence.

It was then that I remembered dear old dad doing the exact same thing to me. He used to do it all the time. He’d try to trick me into grabbing his hand while I crossed a busy street. But he’d never release his grip once we were sidewalk born. He thought it was funny to see me wriggle with awkwardness as my peers passed by us hand in hand. I didn’t share his sense of humor at the time.

However, I suddenly was finding this quite laughable. I teased my son by grabbing his sleeve, then his elbow, then finally his leg in a move reminiscent of Harpo Marx. By this point he too was snickering. “Cut it out,” he chastised. “I mean it.”

Shamefully reprimanded, I did pull back and stop trying to win him over. This was clearly a rite of passage with which no parent should interfere. The laws of nature rule that boys will cease holding onto their mothers the same as girls need to let go of their dads. At least for a few years.

I’m not sure when it became okay to hold my dad’s hand again. I’m pretty sure it was after college sometime. Maybe it was after my first marriage fell apart and I felt the loneliness of the world on my shoulders. Or maybe it was after he got sick and I realized he wouldn’t be around forever. Guess it doesn’t much matter when it happened. It did. And we did hold hands again…at least for a little while.

About gettrich

Debra Rich Gettleman is a professional actor, playwright and journalist living in Oklahoma City with her husband Mark and two amazing boys, Levi and Eli.

4 responses to “I wanna hold your hand…

  1. I’m not looking forward to the day when my daughter does this to me or her dad. She’s only 7 months so I have some time….but it is something I think about now. Thanks for sharing your own memory of rejecting your dad’s hand–that brings back memories of how I used to shun my dad when I was at that terrible stage. Now he’s gone as well and I wish I could hold his hand one more time. I enjoyed your post!


  2. The big change comes when the non-hand holder 11 year old becomes a gangly teenager and suddenly becomes Mom’s protector. “That’s too heavy for you Mom , let me carry it for you.” Good that you aren;t holding hands then–you need the hands to wipe the proud tears of knowing that your kiid is on his way to becoming a sensitive man.


  3. Deborah the Closet Monster ⋅

    I know it’s a very different thing, but Li’l D shoved my arms away when sitting on my lap yesterday, which smarted. He hadn’t done that before, so I tried again. He shoved them away again.

    All was back to usual a brief while later, but I felt like I’d had foreshadowed what I could expect years down the road. In this case, I’d prefer to take the punches (or hand withholdings!) as they come. Now why won’t Li’l D cooperate with me on this?!


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