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Produce Lickers


It’s impossible to open those damn produce bags!

About gettrich

Debra Rich Gettleman is a professional actor, playwright and journalist living in Oklahoma City with her husband Mark and two amazing boys, Levi and Eli.

4 responses to “Produce Lickers

  1. Sara Keets ⋅

    Hi Debra,
    It is your old friend, Sara Keets. I anxiously await your blogs as they always put a smile on my face. Yes, I too, struggle opening the plastic bags in the produce area of the food stores. It is so frustrating as I stand there and rub the sides together with no luck. then someone comes next to me and in a flash opens their bag. If it wasn’t so embarrassing, I would ask them to open mine also. What to do???? Maybe bring some small paper bags from home. Such a dilemma.

    Keep writing,
    Sara

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    • gettrich

      My dear Sara,
      I don’t see a stranger helping out during this crisis. Too risky. Maybe a service dog? They could lick your fingers and no one would be the wiser.

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  2. Easy solution!!! Touch the wet produce, viola!

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  3. gettrich

    You are a genius, my friend!

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